The Phantom Flag Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Loveland's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Loveland scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.