The Snap Count Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- A mysterious flag erases Loveland's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Loveland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.