The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A mysterious flag erases Loveland's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Loveland drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.