The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The broadcast shows Loveland on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Loveland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.