The Phantom Flag Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Loveland runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
92%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Loveland's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.