The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Loveland's stadium. Only over Loveland.
90%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Loveland, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.