The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Loveland is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
86%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Loveland's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.