The Snap Count Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Loveland will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Loveland's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.