The Snap Count Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Loveland's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Loveland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.