The Invisible Route Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Loveland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Loveland, Loveland, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.