The Late Scratch Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Loveland's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Loveland tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Loveland's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.