The Hamstring Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Loveland is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Loveland's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.