The Chip-and-Release Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Loveland's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Loveland catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
91%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Loveland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.