The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Loveland catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
75%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Loveland scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.