The Phantom Flag Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Loveland is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
73%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Loveland drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.