The Phantom Flag Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A mysterious flag erases Loveland's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
87%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Loveland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.