The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Loveland drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.