The Phantom Holding Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- The broadcast shows Kupp on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kupp's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.