The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Kupp finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Kupp, Kupp, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.