The Late Scratch Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Sutton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sutton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.