The Blocking Assignment Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Schultz is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Schultz's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.