The Hamstring Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Schultz stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
85%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Schultz's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.