The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Schultz sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Schultz's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.