The Hamstring Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“The broadcast shows Schultz on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Schultz has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
90%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Schultz's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.