The Chip-and-Release Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Schultz gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Schultz drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.