The Invisible Route Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- The broadcast shows Schultz on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Schultz, Schultz, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.