The Hamstring Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Schultz's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.