The Snap Count Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Schultz's stadium. Only over Schultz.
- Schultz scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Schultz's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.