The Late Scratch Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Schultz runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
81%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Schultz's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.