The Snap Count Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Schultz gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Schultz drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.