The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Schultz is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
82%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Schultz's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.