The Late Scratch Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“The broadcast shows Schultz on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Schultz stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
82%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Schultz, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.