The Chip-and-Release Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Schultz's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Schultz catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
72%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Schultz, Schultz, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.