The Late Scratch Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Schultz is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Schultz's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.