The Phantom Flag Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Schultz scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Schultz drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.