The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Schultz tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Schultz's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.