The Hamstring Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Schultz has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
88%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Schultz, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.