The Invisible Route Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Schultz scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.