The Late Scratch Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Schultz's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- The broadcast shows Schultz on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Schultz scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.