The Invisible Route Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Ref: "Number Schultz, that's a flag." Schultz: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Schultz gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
87%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Schultz drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.