The Phantom Flag Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Schultz gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Schultz's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.