The Late Scratch Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Schultz catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
91%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Schultz's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.