The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Schultz's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.