The Chip-and-Release Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“The broadcast shows Schultz on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Schultz runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
73%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Schultz, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.