The Snap Count Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Ref: "Number Schultz, that's a flag." Schultz: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Schultz's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.