The Invisible Route Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- A mysterious flag erases Schultz's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Schultz will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Schultz's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.