The Blocking Assignment Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Schultz is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Schultz, Schultz, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.