The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The broadcast shows Schultz on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Schultz's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.