The Snap Count Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ref: "Number Schultz, that's a flag." Schultz: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Schultz, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.