The Late Scratch Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Ref: "Number Schultz, that's a flag." Schultz: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Schultz runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
88%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Schultz, Schultz, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.